Post by erg on Mar 14, 2007 12:30:47 GMT -5
Sum gitz don't like it when dey's not wif deir folkses....but not me! I dunno where me mumses and dadses is, but I don't need em! I gotz da bestest uncas ever!
I r'member ridin' on da big boatses on da big water.....den da sky got all dark like an' loud an' da sky water came down real hard like.....mumses and dadses wuz puttin' me in a barrel, tellin' me ta stay dere if I knows wots gud for me. I gotz knocked around in dat ting....I wuz scareded but not really....den I don't r'member nuffin after dat till I waked up in da barrel.
When I waked up, I wuz on da big boat place in da bestest funnest place ever! Dere wuz all kinda neat tings! Dere wuz a big rock lobbaz, an' big big buildin'z wif all kinda orky stuffs on 'em!
An den I see'd da biggest orcses I ever saw'd! He wuz bigger dan da biggest! I know'd he mussa been da big boss 'ere coz he wuz big! He see'd me and sed "Hullo dere lil one...what yooz doin 'ere?"....well he sez'd it all kinda proper like, better dan wot how I sez stuff....dat'z coz he'z smart like.
I sez'd to him "OI! Yooz a big un! Iz yooz da boss 'ere?" An' he lafted an' lafted....he sez "yar, yooz can sez dat. Where's yer mumses and dadses?"
Dat's when I lookted around.....I ain't see'd em no wherez.....I sez to da big nob "Idunno, dey wuz on da big boat wif me when da sky got all dark like an' loud....dey put me in da barrel ting an den I waked up 'ere jus' now"
"Zatso?" he sez, an' I sez "Yar!".....den he tellz me his name iz Schlitzie an' I wuz in da place called Solheimer an' dat dis wuz da homeland fer orcses and humies and trollses an udda folkses but dat elfses ain't let in coz dey taked it one time in da long-ago....and dat I could call dis home if I wantz to....
so I do! I gotz da bestest unca's ever coz dey all run da place! Dey's da biggest and da bestest! an when I gets all growed up, I'm gonna be even bigger dan Unca Schlitz, louder dan Unca Chu, cazyer dan Unca Mean, an' smarter dan Unca Zek! But Unca Schlitz iz da bestest....he lets me sleep in da Orcholme where he stayz...it'z da big buildin' dat lookz all orky like wif a big mowf!!!
I'z gonna be da biggest an' da baddest! oh an' I run da gardses...but I let Anty Ame tink she doez coz she'z nice an stuff.
Dem elfses and sissy-faesez better not try ta taked dis land no more....or I'z gonna fling poo on em!
I r'member ridin' on da big boatses on da big water.....den da sky got all dark like an' loud an' da sky water came down real hard like.....mumses and dadses wuz puttin' me in a barrel, tellin' me ta stay dere if I knows wots gud for me. I gotz knocked around in dat ting....I wuz scareded but not really....den I don't r'member nuffin after dat till I waked up in da barrel.
When I waked up, I wuz on da big boat place in da bestest funnest place ever! Dere wuz all kinda neat tings! Dere wuz a big rock lobbaz, an' big big buildin'z wif all kinda orky stuffs on 'em!
An den I see'd da biggest orcses I ever saw'd! He wuz bigger dan da biggest! I know'd he mussa been da big boss 'ere coz he wuz big! He see'd me and sed "Hullo dere lil one...what yooz doin 'ere?"....well he sez'd it all kinda proper like, better dan wot how I sez stuff....dat'z coz he'z smart like.
I sez'd to him "OI! Yooz a big un! Iz yooz da boss 'ere?" An' he lafted an' lafted....he sez "yar, yooz can sez dat. Where's yer mumses and dadses?"
Dat's when I lookted around.....I ain't see'd em no wherez.....I sez to da big nob "Idunno, dey wuz on da big boat wif me when da sky got all dark like an' loud....dey put me in da barrel ting an den I waked up 'ere jus' now"
"Zatso?" he sez, an' I sez "Yar!".....den he tellz me his name iz Schlitzie an' I wuz in da place called Solheimer an' dat dis wuz da homeland fer orcses and humies and trollses an udda folkses but dat elfses ain't let in coz dey taked it one time in da long-ago....and dat I could call dis home if I wantz to....
so I do! I gotz da bestest unca's ever coz dey all run da place! Dey's da biggest and da bestest! an when I gets all growed up, I'm gonna be even bigger dan Unca Schlitz, louder dan Unca Chu, cazyer dan Unca Mean, an' smarter dan Unca Zek! But Unca Schlitz iz da bestest....he lets me sleep in da Orcholme where he stayz...it'z da big buildin' dat lookz all orky like wif a big mowf!!!
I'z gonna be da biggest an' da baddest! oh an' I run da gardses...but I let Anty Ame tink she doez coz she'z nice an stuff.
Dem elfses and sissy-faesez better not try ta taked dis land no more....or I'z gonna fling poo on em!