Post by zekeen on Mar 5, 2007 0:48:44 GMT -5
*This story is based on a RP occurance in the Second Earth group sim, I want Solhimer and Second Earth to exist in the same world technicaly. With restrictions similar in both, it was entertaining, but it will be better once they get events (and Sol has orcs to raid them fro racism toward orcs ^ ^). Anyways, using a clever devise I made..... a BARREL!!! I went into their city and spied on them, this is my tale!*
Days ago I met with a leader of this strange land, as an emmissary of Solheimer, a land they do not quite know of completely. After the meeting I returned to Solheimer and constructed a special device... a barrel with a lookout hole ON THE TOP!!! I place a bizaar periscope on top, allowing me to see from my barrel. I snuck into their city by the coverof... er... daylight... and I didn't sneak... they were unguarded... I guess the guards went out. So then I found some perches and studied these inhabitants. I was unseen for hours.. but then... HE showed up.... he isn't even a resident of the kingdom.... and I think he was blind... HOW DID HE FIND ME?! I avoided him TWICE.... but then another came around the city when I had to leave and return for supplies... I avoided him as well... I returned to my view point and then the earlier two and what smelled like an ELF came upon my barrel.... they took notice!!! I tried various tricks... I sloshed my bottle of ale around, trying to fool them into thinking it's a beer barrel. It didn't work! I then made rat sounds.. and apparently their lands have had contact with a... "plague" of sorts... they drew their arms!!! I run as they started their attack.... for what seemed like countless time, I ran and ran from them.... toward the end of the run, I enter a hobbit house.... my barrel was barely the size to fit... but then I was cornered... they removed my barrel and forced me to indentify myself. I presented myself as human.. of course... as a FULL BLOODED human... saying that made them suspsicious... strange, in my lands that made them less suspicious... they then charged me with espionage... but I presented my reason as being a traveling merchant, which of course I am... and that I was examining potential customers... they were hesitant for a while, but one beleived me for the most part, then they said the strangest thing... they had been attacks byt ORCS earlier!! How bizaar... everything is SO STRANGE HERE!!! Orcs attacking innocents.... too incredible to beleive... and then during my shock, they took more suspicion.... the blind man beside me asked me to show him my armor.... I was wearing my armor.... how did this blind fool find me... this was all so stressful to bear... thanks to the less suspicious... and stupid one... they decided I wasn't going to their dungeon, apparently there was an arguement if spying on people from a barrel was in their lawbooks.... apparently not... the other two were foreign anyways... they all heard commotion outside, to which I followed, and they held me in front of the women of their village who were in front of their gate. I of course, treated myself like a gentlemen there... if anyone would get me out of this, it's a bunch of angry women aimed toward a bunch of sloppy men... but they kept telling me to "remove my helmet"...... this wouldn't work well because "I" didn't want a thousand spears hitting me all the sudden... I told them I couldn't remove my helmet because I had to return to my island empire and fetch my merchandise... they said I was wierd being a merchant with no merchandise.... so I left them in a stupoor, and they will be suspicious... so I concocted plan B!!!!
Plan B- Pull out and improve old merchantising equipment... take off helmet... wear bandana to cover furry wolf ears....
... Plan C- Push them off their walls to their doom...
....Plan D- Run away REALLY fast....
Days ago I met with a leader of this strange land, as an emmissary of Solheimer, a land they do not quite know of completely. After the meeting I returned to Solheimer and constructed a special device... a barrel with a lookout hole ON THE TOP!!! I place a bizaar periscope on top, allowing me to see from my barrel. I snuck into their city by the coverof... er... daylight... and I didn't sneak... they were unguarded... I guess the guards went out. So then I found some perches and studied these inhabitants. I was unseen for hours.. but then... HE showed up.... he isn't even a resident of the kingdom.... and I think he was blind... HOW DID HE FIND ME?! I avoided him TWICE.... but then another came around the city when I had to leave and return for supplies... I avoided him as well... I returned to my view point and then the earlier two and what smelled like an ELF came upon my barrel.... they took notice!!! I tried various tricks... I sloshed my bottle of ale around, trying to fool them into thinking it's a beer barrel. It didn't work! I then made rat sounds.. and apparently their lands have had contact with a... "plague" of sorts... they drew their arms!!! I run as they started their attack.... for what seemed like countless time, I ran and ran from them.... toward the end of the run, I enter a hobbit house.... my barrel was barely the size to fit... but then I was cornered... they removed my barrel and forced me to indentify myself. I presented myself as human.. of course... as a FULL BLOODED human... saying that made them suspsicious... strange, in my lands that made them less suspicious... they then charged me with espionage... but I presented my reason as being a traveling merchant, which of course I am... and that I was examining potential customers... they were hesitant for a while, but one beleived me for the most part, then they said the strangest thing... they had been attacks byt ORCS earlier!! How bizaar... everything is SO STRANGE HERE!!! Orcs attacking innocents.... too incredible to beleive... and then during my shock, they took more suspicion.... the blind man beside me asked me to show him my armor.... I was wearing my armor.... how did this blind fool find me... this was all so stressful to bear... thanks to the less suspicious... and stupid one... they decided I wasn't going to their dungeon, apparently there was an arguement if spying on people from a barrel was in their lawbooks.... apparently not... the other two were foreign anyways... they all heard commotion outside, to which I followed, and they held me in front of the women of their village who were in front of their gate. I of course, treated myself like a gentlemen there... if anyone would get me out of this, it's a bunch of angry women aimed toward a bunch of sloppy men... but they kept telling me to "remove my helmet"...... this wouldn't work well because "I" didn't want a thousand spears hitting me all the sudden... I told them I couldn't remove my helmet because I had to return to my island empire and fetch my merchandise... they said I was wierd being a merchant with no merchandise.... so I left them in a stupoor, and they will be suspicious... so I concocted plan B!!!!
Plan B- Pull out and improve old merchantising equipment... take off helmet... wear bandana to cover furry wolf ears....
... Plan C- Push them off their walls to their doom...
....Plan D- Run away REALLY fast....
. sounds like a good time though lol
